As everyone knows, this year, Ron reached the maximum threshold of possible hobbies one human can have. In addition to his prior interests, this year he also took up soap carving, quidditch, fortune telling, and puppetry, among other things.
What most don’t know, is that his next-to-final addition, dumpster diving, put him at the next-to-maximum number of hobbies that one person can possibly be capable of doing in one lifetime, according to science books.
But Ron refused to stop. For those who are easily frightened by things that are terrifying, you may wish to stop reading here. You have been warned.
Because now there are many Rons.
By using his last hobby-slot to become a hobbyist cloner, Ron has defied all that is good and natural about the world and humanity. He also put it on YouTube. Please pray for Ron’s family.